You’ll wish you sent number 8. No, really, I’m kidding. Click bait annoys me nearly as much as spam.
I’m small time. I don’t have trolls yet, probably due to the fact that they haven’t cottoned on to the fact that by way of having a brain, I am pro-vaccination, and by way of my children eating up my brain-cells, my parenting skills leave a lot to be desired. However I do have spam. ALL the spam.
I thought that given that I’m feeling caring and sharing this Sunday, I’d list for you the top spam comments I’ve received this week and what I would have loved to have said in reply had I not deleted them all.. Grammar, punctuation and frequently logic is absent in these mass-produced worms of annoyance – I haven’t altered any of them. All writing below belongs to others (apart from my sensible replies). I’m taking no responsibility for the face-palming that may occur after reading.
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- Having read this I thought it was really enlightening. I appreciate you spending some time and energy to put this information together. I once again find myself spending a lot of time both reading and leaving comments. But so what,it was still worth it!
- Can’t argue with that one!
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